For whatever reason I’ve dedicated most of the past 30 minutes to deciding what my occupation would be in the event that I somehow entered the world of Pokémon. Of course the obvious choice would be to assume the role of the small town boy that sets off on a long journey across the region with the strong intent of “catching them all” and becoming the best trainer the world has ever seen. But really, there can only be like one or two of those kind of guys per region — and what about the fishermen, youngsters, and bug catchers of the world?
I’d probably just want to live in a house in Johto’s Azalea Town and chill with a Slowbro.
This probably wasn’t worth a blog post.